There Will Be Blood(letters)

Righty ho. These Bloodletters are officially the biggest shit in the world to put together.

1. They come in 8 (yes 8!) pieces.
2. They have mould lines in lots of fiddly places, such as across knuckles and on teeny tiny spikes and spines.
3. After you've stuck the fuckers together, you still have to fill several gaps with greenstuff.
4. Once you've spent several hours (and I mean several hours of your life putting the bastards together you realise that your chances of getting them to rank up properly is next to zero. Fortunately, because they take so long to put together, you only did them a few at a time, and because of that you can spend even more time on the next ones to make sure everything ranks up.







I have another 15 to do.

Piss Kidneys